A lot of Christians think John 3:16 is their ticket to heaven. You know — For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life . . . or, you can be a real shit and still get into heaven. Wikipedia puts it this way: “It has also been called the ‘Gospel in a nutshell,’ because it is considered a summary of the central theme of traditional Christianity.” I bought into it myself when I was a kid, but after my epiphany (see the previous post), I began to think about the various elements of my former religion. John 3:16 was one of the casualties.
Aside from the fact that I’d stopped believing in God, I simply couldn’t accept that a religion supposedly dedicated to goodness would reward someone with eternal life if they just believed in Jesus, no matter what else they did in life — and as far as I can tell there are no exceptions. But it was only today that I figured out what’s wrong with the whole notion.
I should note that I had to do a little further reading to find out more about the Gospel of John, and the first thing I learned was that its author is not known, only that, according to the gospel, it was “the disciple whom Jesus loved.” Then, the verse as it appears in the King James version is its seventh translation from the original Koine Greek. Finally, it’s impossible to know just how many times early versions of the bible were transcribed before the invention of the printing press, but it’s a safe bet that transcriptions were never identical, either because of errors or because of what individual transcribers thought was meant by what they were copying.
What settles it for me is this: as interpreted, the verse expects you to accept that the god Christians believe in would reward evil people with eternal life just because they believed in Christ — and if Christianity is the religion Christians think it is, they wouldn’t buy it either.
Count me among the countless people over the millennia who have interpreted the verse when I offer this: however it was worded in the original Greek, its intent was to reward those who were faithful to what Christ taught — which raises the bar considerably. Christ himself didn’t found Christianity, but if he had he sure wasn’t going to make it easy.